1. You can have an entire conversation with someone about poop and it doesn't phase you.
2. You search for a pen in your purse and all you can find are crayons.
3. There are certain commercials out there that make you cry every time.
4. Going to the grocery store alone feels like a spa retreat (even if you hate going to the grocery store).
5. You randomly start singing the songs from Frozen numerous times a day.
6. Your desk is covered with pictures, artwork, and mother's day gifts, and there is no room for anything else.
7. Getting puked on doesn't make you puke.
8. You have gotten up in the middle of the night just to make sure someone is breathing.
9. Sleeping until 8 am sounds about as possible as climbing Mt. Everest without oxygen.
10. You are smiling and laughing more than you ever have in your adult life.